RANDOM ALBUM
Click the button. A random album appears.
RANDOM BOOK
Click the button. A random book appears.
TELEPROMPTER BOOK READER
If you're too lazy to turn pages, you can lie in bed and use a teleprompter.
CUT-UP MACHINE
Burroughs' famous cut-up technique. Most of the time the result is useless, but if you're high enough, mad enough (or sane enough), you'll see the decoded messages.