RANDOM ALBUM

Click the button. A random album appears.

RANDOM BOOK

Click the button. A random book appears.

TELEPROMPTER BOOK READER

If you're too lazy to turn pages, you can lie in bed and use a teleprompter.

CUT-UP MACHINE

Burroughs' famous cut-up technique. Most of the time the result is useless, but if you're high enough, mad enough (or sane enough), you'll see the decoded messages.